I'm still breathing.

My blog may have died but i'm still alive. And bored. And some other shit.

Why update now? Why not last month? Suka hati saya lah.

I'm just here to swear, really. I've got nothing better to do at the moment. School is in a few weeks. I'm not excited. Fuck. School sucks, mate. My face don't blend in with PTEM. No, i'm not emo. I'm what a psychiatrist or psychologist would define a mentally disturbed genius. Hahaha fuck.

Sigh. Watched 2012 a few weeks ago. It's not even the end of the world. Nothing about global warming and human-responsible shit. It's just the heating of the earth's crust. Something like that....
Jennifer's Body also fucked. Lame as shit. Talk for a few minutes, next thing y'know, they're having sex. Fuck! Damn i enjoy swearing. Don't you? Haha.

Wait, i forgot to say DONKEY.

Absent

It's monday. You people are busy with school while i'm here at home for the first time.... I mean, this would be my first time skipping school in months.... And i have found the cause for my bad academic results. You wanna know? Do you REALLY wanna know? It's because i have a perfect attendance! Fuck.

Let me explain. G-Unit and this bitch right, right, right, right, RIGHT THURR!
Chill.
A perfect attendance is very unhealthy for a guy like me. It makes me more stupid. Dumb. Ass. Lame. Whatever.
Okay, now i know why i'm not ME this year... Shame... Not because i'm getting older, no... I lack being absent. That is why.
Lemme guess, you think this post is shit, right? Well, fuck it.

I actually had a topic to discuss but it can wait. You guys can wait. I can wait. I've been waiting for years. Now tell me, who's fucked up here?! Wait, what am i tryna say here, ey?
Shit.

Played some football yesterday at my cousin's. 2nd cousin. I think. Who gives?
I can only describe myself in one word -unfit. Hahaha yes, i lost my touch.. Damn...
Think i'll be playing again later. Who knows? Who cares? Who died? Who?

What else is there to talk shit about?

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 2.

And here i am.
In the bathroom,
without my shampoo.
I closed my eyes, and swallowed spit,
as i'm thinking to myself 'this is some deep shit',
my sister is still outside shouting,
but i'm not laughing,
cause i really need my shampoo!
So i started to think of a plan,
on how to get my shampoo,
without my sister getting in the bathroom,
'shit think, shit think, shit i'm fucked up!'
i couldn't think of a way,
my sister will surely get in to the bathroom.

so i started to panic,
told myself not to panic,
dropped my toothbrush cause i'm in panic,
i felt nothing but panic,
so i decided to just opened the door even in panic,
i'm opening the door while in panic,
wiping my armpit cause i'm in panic,
opened the door while in panic,
i can't believe it was my NENEK! Nenek...nenek.....

What d'you think?

It was a dark and cloudy LATE afternoon... It looked like it was going to rain, but yeah...hmm

okay, it happened before 'sungkai'... I came across this article... Y'know.. Well, maybe you don't so shut up...
The article was about the END OF THE WORLD that was and IS(i think) predicted to happen in 2012... Funny eh? Or scary? I haven't finished yet so, again, shut up...

I know it's an old article and my cousin even printed it out. It was what, few years ago? I was too busy being a young minor... Couldn't give a fart...
Anyways, it says that a bunch of scientists have made numerous calculations and research about the END... Long story short, it all leads to December 21st, 2012... The interesting bit is that they also found the stated date in the bible! Haha then everything changed...

Me, as a proud Muslim, only refers to the Holy Quran. And as the Quran have mentioned, ONLY ALLAH KNOWS THE EXACT DATE!
Oh yea, it is also mentioned that it'll happen on a Friday... Wait, December 21st IS a Friday! Hmm....
But still... It's up to you..
And imagine if it was true.. I won't get the chance to get married! Hahahaha

oh, isn't there a movie called '2012' coming?? Fascinating.

this post ain't strong enough. I need arguments. It's good for essays and stuff. Maybe i should ask father's opinion...

This is not a complete post. I have lots to say really. My fingers need their rest so, yes, shut up...

Blank

Is it not me who is not you who is not me??

Guess who's back! Back again! M is back! Tell a friend!
Oh~ guess who's back with a brand new post, and i don't mean post as a mail service.
Enough.

It's wednesday today. And raya is in less than a week. EXAM, the following week. And a week after my exams, hmm... Haha

raya songs can be heard everywhere..
This post ain' going no wher.. Better just stop.

The answer to my problems.

*stretching*
some of you might be asking about my whereabouts in the past few weeks. Well, i've been around the globe! Yes, globe. It's my brother's. I spin and it rotates. You should know that i was joking.. Please, laugh for me..haha
let's be honest. I've been busy, lazy and sleepy. Full stop.

As you can see, my blog was updated by someone.
And as mentioned, her name is Munirah. Beautiful, this girl. ;)
Being the sweet girl she is, she volunteered to update on my behalf.
I, myself don't know what made her have the urge to do that. Haha

anyways, i hope her post answers all your questions... If not, then you can burn in hell. I'm kidding. Shut up.

Now, what's next?

a third person narrator... yeah right. :p

Before you  peruse or read any further, for a start, please note that this is not the genuine writer of this blog updating for today's entry. Just as a refreshing start before Shaikh Muhammad is back posting another entry again. Haha. first thing's first, I'm a girl. I think that's an important fact you should know before you know my name. :p So, what gave me the urge to update on his behalf? Hmm, Let's just say, it's something I came up with in once upon a Sunday morning so on, so forth. Just let the rest of the story remain unwritten alright? ;p

I don't know what to post about but Shaikh gave me the privilege to update about all sorts of thing and by that means absurdity counts! haha. Not that I want to include absurdity but you know, inadvertently maybe. Just in case. Haha. Anyways, it has been a while since his last post and I think it's about time already. This site needs a bit of a cleaning and I've done just that. Sweet girl I am. I even changed the text font.. oh well :)


Who is he to me and who am I to him? The answer still remains uncertain. It's not that I don't have any answer for that one particular question at all, it's just.. you know. Haha. But we knew each other since '07, he was my classmate, 2 years in a row. He's the class clown, always kept everyone amused, including myself. And now, we go to the same sixth form. No mutual classes but reunited every P.S period. We used to be 'hi'-'bye' friends but as time goes by we started talking-- in a manner that only both of us understand. Hahaha.

Okay, what else do you wanna know? ---- oh by the way, my name is Munirah.

I hope my invasion is a pleasant surprise to the keen readers or Shaikh Muhammad's secret admirer. (:p) Alright, salam. :)

This is not part 2

I've been meaning to blog actually. Wait. Nevermind...

Anyway, Part 2 of Trapped in the Bathroom would have to be postponed til further notice. Due to the fact that i'm busy. Or maybe i'm just too tired that my brain won't come up with ideas. But then again, you can't rush talent. Hahaha
as you can see(or not), i don't rush things. Only small matters (really?)...

It's the forth day of Ramadhan and so far so good. Oh yeah, last night, there was no electricity at the Lambak Mosque(if you're in Brunei, you'd know what and where). And guess what? Some of the jemaah either went straight home or went to another mosque.
It only lasted til the 8th rakaat before things were back to normal. Either way, it was cool. Haha

yes, i know you find this post boring. I can't swear that's why. Haha i made a deal...
For more useless updates, follow me on twitter. Whatever.

Oh yeah, i haven't updated my playlist yet. Patience is highly required. Thank you and good day!

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 1

Seven o'clock in the morning and the sound of my stomach wakes me. I'm, sneezing and farting in a bed that belongs to me.
Then, heard something from the kitchen and i thought somebody's cookin'.
So, i went out of my room to find out that it was just the sound of the washing machine....

So i decided to go take my shower. Just to kill the time.
As i took my towel i, thought to myself
"hope to see food when i'm done."

then i took off my shirt like i always do, and grabbed my toothbrush(and toothpaste).
And walked to the bathroom.

As i was walking right, i stepped on a cockroach and jerked like a fucked up bitch...
I looked around to see if anybody saw me. Luckily nobody did.

So i continued my journey to the bathroom,
moving both legs to the bathroom,
then saw my sister heading to the bathroom,
i quickly ran to the bathroom,
i switched ON the lights of the bathroom,
went in to the bathroom,
locked the door of the bathroom,
heard my sister shouting "i need to use the bathroom!"
so i laughed so hard in the bathroom,
then i realised i left my shampoo in my bedroom, bedroom(echo)....

Empty My Mind

What to say? What to type?

Words are not coming to me at the moment. But i did promise to blog. So what with the delay.

Okay. All of my results are out and guess what? I'm not improving! Cool eh? How much it motivates me, you will never know....
It's not that i'm stupid or anything. I'm just lazy. Or maybe both? Either way, i'm smart in my own way. When will people ever accept that simple fact??!!

I actually had some ideas in what to blog but it seems that it only comes either when i'm in the bathroom or when it's raining... Maybe i'll blog whenever it rains.. Hmm. See? Smart idea, right? I'm smart in my own way. Haha lame...

Just so you know, it's thursday. One of my favourite days of the week. I know you couldn't care less but who cares?
I don't even know who's reading this. Except for a those who i do know. Hello! Haha

such a short post ya? It just proves that i'm good with summarizing things. Hahaha i wish... And i just did a whole post without swearing. Hmm

I'm running out of words now. So, til it starts to rain, chaow da mao!

In darkness she is all i see...

Well, hello chicks and dudes! How're you feeling today?

Me? I'm feeling soft right now. Is it soft? Who cares? Lemme guess. You're thinking to yourself, "since when is the fucker's soft?!". You see, things happen. People change. Well, have i changed? I don't know. What do you think? Feedback please! Haha

maybe i'll just stop with that topic. 'cause words could never explain this feeling of mine. Or maybe i'm just not a writer. OR, maybe i like to keep my love life private. Opps! Hahahaha
ok, that's as far as you should know. Haha

i just remembered that i have a wedding to attend in about an hours time. And i'm not even close to being ready. Cool. I just had a vision of my mother yelling at me. Supercool!
Haha

oh, by the way, follow me on twitter. If you have one, that is. I'm more, ACTIVE there if you know what i mean.










BYE!

What am I saying?

Good day ladies and gents!

I think i forgot what was my story that i wanted to share..damn it!
Well, today's Thursday. So what? Yesterday's wednesday. Again, so what?!
Wait, yesterday...hmm
probably the most boring day of the week..haha i dunno eh.

Enough about that. I've got something to tell you people(what do you mean, 'you people'?haha).
I was listening to the radio the other day and something caught my attention.
It says that recently, researchers in Scotland(i think) had found out that cursing/swearing reduces pain! Cool or supercool or what?! Haha
well, i don't know about emotional pain. Let's find out ourselves.
My idea is that we should go to a group of assholes and make 'em insult us. Not beat us to death! And when we feel like crying to our parents, we'll shout

"FUCK YOU!! Yo mama's so fat! That when she jump for joy, she got stuck!"

if that doesn't work, try spitting at them. Hahaha what the hell am i trying to say here? Hmm....
I think i'm lost right now.
Shit!

The way you make me feel!

Let me start from the beginning.

So, as you witnessed that I had put my blog on hiatus right? Well, I'm back!

"Guess who? Did you miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!"

With the new look, let's hope it'll give positive feedbacks. Although I have to inform you that this blog is still under maintainance/construction.

*L'OREAL advertisement*

OK, story time.haha
I don't have a cool story yet except for this pretty lil' miss, who shot me up the sky! Wah, nice timing. Haha

Maybe I'll just stop here. Til a I have a story, chow da mao. Hahah

Tada!!!!

Alright... How have you people been????
As you can see, this useless blog has been reactivated...
Lawa???? Bida???? Well... Who gives......haha

Okay, change colour... haha
I'm tired. Siapa tanya? Kau jua.. haha lame

Lemme be honest here... I'm blank right now... Maybe i'll update again tommorrow..

adios amigos!!!!

Dunlop

Did you know... that i'm a lazy ass? Hahaha mak engkau lah!

The time right now is 6.12AM. And it's a thursday. Supernatural later. Haha lame

Yesterday was hell i tell you. Well, not torturing. Tiring(tapi hell nya!). It all started with Business Std. Yes, block 5! 2nd period of the day! So sleepy meh. Lucky block 1 ps. The only block i felt energetic. Haha apakan.
The most tiring was Psychology. Kusut aku tau. Haha baie. Then went home, straight away pass out. Tidur.
I don't know why i'm telling you this. Shit. Assessment's on the way and let me brighten your day by informing you that i have not done my revisions. Sigh.

Like the sun you,
brighten the day,
you brighten the day, yeah,

menyanyi tia aku ah. Akon kaliah. Haha sasak ku eh. There goes my macho... Hahahaha your head lah.

6.30AM. Still at home. Nice. I don't like going to school early. Well, to PTEM that is. 'cause you know why? I just don't belong there. I ain't feeling it ya dig?

Apa lagi?? What's next??

Tomorrow!

In Memory of Michael Jackson...

Yeah, he's gone. No more Moonwalk... So sad, so sad. It's a sad sad situation...

I've just read about his life story. And all i can say is that, he lived through hell. Non stop controversy. Atu tau ku.. Tapi, ada lagi la banyak..

Which leaves me looking like an ass.

You know, it's still a dream of mine to be as fucking famous as MJ.... Gila, legend wa tu! But no worries. Impossible is nothing.. Hahaha macam baie...

Gila eh, lain rasa ku eh. Macam gay pulang nah.. Astaghfirullah...
Haha

apa lagi? Aku tengah shock la..haha

In Memory of Nose Hair...

My new blog shall be delayed i guess... 'cause you know why??
I spent three fucking cool hours playing Left4Dead! First time and i'm addicted to it like shit. Haha

You see, we(me, anden, walid, haqimy, my bro, and haqimy's bro) went to gamezone yesterday(23rd June).
Sekali, main la kami. Tapi, my bro and dil's bro skajap saja. 'cause the maximum was 4 players. As in survivors...
Main la kami kan. 1st map went fine. None of us died.

Then came the second map(last map ku. Aku balik lapas atu. Haha). My 'cool' side took over. Haha macam baie..
You see, the game has various types of zombies. Including a witch yang menjelma from time to time.
Actually, we are not suppose to startle the witch. Just to be safe. But... As you know me, as soon as i heard her crying, without hesitation i went looking for her. Haha siuk yo! Then, sudah tejumpa, ku tembak la tarus! And made a run for it sambil menembak the witch and teriak-teriak macam orang buduh di kadai ah. Hahaha
Anden only startled her once during the game. Which killed him. Hahaha tapi hidup balik. Yatah ku bingung. Balum lagi part sedih tu si anden mati ah. Pasal perjalanan masih jauh.haha ok, ngaleh ku menaip ni... Let me just share the juicy parts. Haha

si haqimy jadi kamikaze. He left us behind to kill more zombies. But he came back kali. Pasal anden minta revive. And walid kana hang oleh zombie called a smoker(inda ku tau besigup ka inda ah).
Me with my stupidity. Shooting withes, activating alarms(alerting an army of zombies), and last but not least, shooting my teammates! Haha siapa suruh get in my way? Hahaha

now, for the drama.

Our final battle before being rescued. You see, there is always a radio at the end of the game where it triggers for help and a nation of zombies.
Kami balum lagi ready, tapi ku tak peduli. Ku pressed la radio button ah.. Panic tarus diorang. 'cause we must defend ourselves until help comes. Which means, consistent attack! Cool.
As we were being attacked, i made a huge mistake. I heard that the tank(zombie angkat basi.haha) datang. Aku keluar la mencari. Then patah balik. Inda ku jadi. Then... Tak sempat aku masuk ke dalam, aku dihumban oleh tank ke hutan yang jauh dari tempat rescue. Sudah tah di hutan, banyak jua zombie tu! Kana attack la aku! As i was dying, ada tia anden menjelma. Menolong. Then, kami kan ke tempat rescue, aku tersalah jalan! Palui. Dead end rupanya! Kana attack la aku non stop. Si walid sama haqim di sana sudah. Anden pun sudah jauh.. Akhirnya, aku mati 'dirogol' hunter(zombie horny sikit and tarus rip body tani)... Innalillah... At the end of the game, diorang selamat. Aku, DECEASED... Hahahaha baie wah..

Siuk lah. Kan main ku lagi...

See how happy i am? Haha this was just a decoy.

Buy 1 free 2

As this blog reaches its end, I for one am tired.

Because of being tired so easily, I have a huge chance of experiencing a heart attack. So as eating those potato/corn chips. Sigh.
As you may have known, eating chips that has an amount of salt could hardened the veins hence make it unexpandable which equals to a heart attack. So if you have the symptoms, better go to the Lambak Industrial area and jog. HAHAHA macam baie eh.

But then, I'm serious. What's life without you?! Haha
Better think before you 'kick the bucket'.

If only you people knew. This feeling of a man that has once made your day a mess. How I wish to be that happy man I once was. How I wish I could change with just a good slap in the face- scratch that.
Don't you just wish that I would just tell the truth when all of these are just lies? Well, it's up to you to believe. Apaaan.

Apaa adaa

Badabing Badabong?

Waesh, 19th April since my last post meh? So long ah? Die ah!
Haha

I miss Phua Chu Kang. Remind me to buy all of its DVDs kalau ada jua.
Yesterday, I don't know why but I just felt tired. I tried to take a nap but the wheather was dehydrating me. Hangat macam panas wa! Hahaha
Today's Monday. Hmm, our GP presentation is today. Our business project is to be handed in today. To tell you the truth, I gave the least contribution(lurus ka grammar?) to both assignments. How lazy could I get eh? Well, I'm sorry.
Enough about that.
Anyway, I think I'm gonna be busy for the rest of May. Assesment kaliah. Belajar. I'm actually thinking of going home later than usual for the next two weeks. Kan revision konon! Haha seriously, at home, I'm easily distracted. Just look at my Facebook status. Hahahaha

What would I do without you?

Crash and burn, baby. Crash and burn. Get it? Get the joke? From the title?? GET IT?! Hahaha
If you don't get the joke, you're just another narrow-minded fool in which I come to hate.

Yesterday was fun. I mean during Block 5, that is. We went to teguh raya as planned. But before we even departed from school was already crazy.
We had two buses right. One bus, one van. I chose the van, with some of the guys and gals.haha
The driver was an old local. I think you get the picture of what happened. He just couldn't stop preaching!
It was hilarious! My friend Rafi sat next to him(aku menyuruh.haha) and had to listen to every word he said. While we the dudes at the back, laughed non-stop. But then, I couldn't help myself. I intervened.

My friend : uncle mau gula-gula?

Driver : bah, terima kasih.

Me : jangan banyak uncle. Karang kencing manis.

Driver : nah, yatah. Aku buleh makan nada pantang. Sukati ku. Aku ani dari dulu udah bekraja. (something like that la).......etc.

Then we all laughed.
Next, when we passed through the traffic light at the Tech school an MS.

Me : Merah jua tu uncle!
Bahaya eh!

Driver : atu lain ceritanya tu ah. Aku speedku laju udah..etc.

Me : sampat jua branti tu. Haha kalau ambil lesen, fail ni.

Driver : ( lupa ku ).

Well, there's alot actually. All crazy.
Hahaha

At teguh raya, after we finished our tasks. We went to Jollibee. They went there to eat sundaes while I was in it for the air-conditioner. I stood right below the air-con. Haha siapa betanya.
Then we went to the Hua Ho complex area. There, I met my old pal, Akmal(laki laki). So we chatted. Him with the Katok uniform and me with the Meragang uniform. Macam poklen ba kami.
Lapas atu, balik time.
I couldn't find them so I went to go Teguh for the bus. I met a whole bunch of them there.

Rupanya teacher lanja ice-cream! Haha We feast! Haha

Okay, gotta bounce.

The Brunei Side of Me

Aku ani, bukan pulang ku inda mau update. Ganya kan, muak ku udah bah makai handset ani. Hidup serba kekurangan nyanta. Apa boleh buat, tanda kejayaan. Haha
ok, kita sambung. Kalau makai handset, "limited" wa ia punya functions. Inda gila dari mana tu?! Aku banarnya banyak pulang ne gambar kan ku post. Camera nada. Yatah payah ni. Haha

Masa ani pukul 5.34 pagi pulang ni. Aku siap dah kan sekulah. Baru kamu tau aku ani rajin? Kesian. Karang class Business kami ke teguh raya! Buat research. Pukul 4.30 ta ku balik ni. Inda ku belaku kan chat arah Facebook ni. Alaah..
Mun kamu ke teguh karang patang, cari aku ah. Yang makan pulut panggang, yatah udah tu aku.

Balum cukup panjang postku ani nyamu?
Bah aku tambah lagi satu ah.

Registration class kami arah bilik art. Sekali masa hari atu ada betulis arah whiteboard. Ku perhatikan kan. Sekali, bepikir ku kan.
"eh, bukan art ni".
Rupanya Eng. Literature!
Tepikat ku kan quote-quotesnya nyanta! Ku salin wa some parts of it.
Aku andang minat literature. Kalau tani praktikkan bahasanya atu, cool wa rasanya. Bagai artis tempatan Singapore!

Nah, teingat tia jua pasal negara atu. Tekanang ku c Lee Kuan Yu(lurus ka ku mengeja?). Kenal kamu siapa tu? Pasal kedia ani tah Singapore merdeka. Pasal kedia ani tah kami NS! Masa ea di I.C.C aku sepatutnya kerja ba tu. Aku inda datang. Menyasal ku eh. Mun inda dapat ku ngumban talam tu..hahaha sorry ah.

So, how was my Brunei language? Very stupid yah. Sorry for any inconveniences.

Bored.. As Usual

Such a cool blog yah. No pictures, no videos.. Hahaha
That, you have to wait for two years,ok? Ok..haha
We're half way through the holidays and I have not even finished my assignments. Samseng nya orang Pakistan..

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I'm still thinking of what to say. I'm just here to update. Since this I'll be leaving this blog behind for maybe a year or so.. So, yeah...

Ah, I'm currently watching Sport Science.. Siuk jua, inda jua.. Sigh.

2nd Night

Another freezing night in the hospital. Nothing much to say here actually.
Yesterday, I went home around 3pm.
Then went back after maghrib. I'm bored at the moment. It's just 8 in the morning. Still waiting for my dad to arrive.
As you noticed in my previous post, I told you that there was no water heater. Later yesterday, I was informed that the heater will only be available starting at 9am onwards, which is an hour from now. You know what this means? Aku belum MANDI!! Hahaha
Like I said, it's England here. Nampak asap keluar dari mulut and hidung...hehehe

OK, apa lagi?
Oh yea, MANCHESTER UNITED lost to FULHAM!! Woohoo!
Puas rasa di hati. I still remember when Liverpool lost to Everton. Kamu, as in MAN. U fans, insulted us Reds.. But Everton is a stronger team than Fulham. Baru kamu tau..hahaha
2-0 lagi tu. Now that's embarrassing. But nothing could compare the match against Liverpool. Sweet memories..haha

Cold as England

It's freezing here in the hospital... I spent the night here and let me tell you it's England here.. I'm wearing my sweatshirt and it's still cold. I'm having a hard time typing this post(pakai handset).
I woke up around 5 right, then went to the loo to take my shower. Then only I realised something. Mana HEATER?! Die ah like this... Left with no alternative, I continued taking a shower....

*and oh, I'm into you. And girl no one else would do* (singing)

Sigh. Less than two months left... I could feel the pressure.. I'm still hoping for a miracle although the chances now are slim...
But who knows. If Chris Brown could get Rihanna back in just a few weeks, then there are miracles..hahaha
The only good thing about it is that I'll experience great emotional and physical pain.. It means that I am on the road to success.. Do you know what I'm trying to say here??

And Now We are Juniors

Tomorrow we'll be starting school. About time..
So I went to PTE yesterday afternoon to buy some 'materials'.
I had to check my Tutor Group first to buy the post diary which I didn't check earlier. Macam palui ta ku looking for my name on the list and holding on a long line of people..
So, when I finally found my name, it was in B14.. Recognise the number? Hahaha
Next, I went to get our 'materials'.
Since I'm in Indera Pahlawan, I'll be wearing RED! Liverpool kaliah...haha
Then I went to the payment table to pay of course..

Oh yea, we'll be wearing a neck-tie from now on. I'm not a tie kind of guy(only when I'm in court which is in my dreams!). I look like one of the CLICK FIVE crew!! Hahaha