Absent

It's monday. You people are busy with school while i'm here at home for the first time.... I mean, this would be my first time skipping school in months.... And i have found the cause for my bad academic results. You wanna know? Do you REALLY wanna know? It's because i have a perfect attendance! Fuck.

Let me explain. G-Unit and this bitch right, right, right, right, RIGHT THURR!
Chill.
A perfect attendance is very unhealthy for a guy like me. It makes me more stupid. Dumb. Ass. Lame. Whatever.
Okay, now i know why i'm not ME this year... Shame... Not because i'm getting older, no... I lack being absent. That is why.
Lemme guess, you think this post is shit, right? Well, fuck it.

I actually had a topic to discuss but it can wait. You guys can wait. I can wait. I've been waiting for years. Now tell me, who's fucked up here?! Wait, what am i tryna say here, ey?
Shit.

Played some football yesterday at my cousin's. 2nd cousin. I think. Who gives?
I can only describe myself in one word -unfit. Hahaha yes, i lost my touch.. Damn...
Think i'll be playing again later. Who knows? Who cares? Who died? Who?

What else is there to talk shit about?

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 2.

And here i am.
In the bathroom,
without my shampoo.
I closed my eyes, and swallowed spit,
as i'm thinking to myself 'this is some deep shit',
my sister is still outside shouting,
but i'm not laughing,
cause i really need my shampoo!
So i started to think of a plan,
on how to get my shampoo,
without my sister getting in the bathroom,
'shit think, shit think, shit i'm fucked up!'
i couldn't think of a way,
my sister will surely get in to the bathroom.

so i started to panic,
told myself not to panic,
dropped my toothbrush cause i'm in panic,
i felt nothing but panic,
so i decided to just opened the door even in panic,
i'm opening the door while in panic,
wiping my armpit cause i'm in panic,
opened the door while in panic,
i can't believe it was my NENEK! Nenek...nenek.....