I'm still breathing.

My blog may have died but i'm still alive. And bored. And some other shit.

Why update now? Why not last month? Suka hati saya lah.

I'm just here to swear, really. I've got nothing better to do at the moment. School is in a few weeks. I'm not excited. Fuck. School sucks, mate. My face don't blend in with PTEM. No, i'm not emo. I'm what a psychiatrist or psychologist would define a mentally disturbed genius. Hahaha fuck.

Sigh. Watched 2012 a few weeks ago. It's not even the end of the world. Nothing about global warming and human-responsible shit. It's just the heating of the earth's crust. Something like that....
Jennifer's Body also fucked. Lame as shit. Talk for a few minutes, next thing y'know, they're having sex. Fuck! Damn i enjoy swearing. Don't you? Haha.

Wait, i forgot to say DONKEY.

Absent

It's monday. You people are busy with school while i'm here at home for the first time.... I mean, this would be my first time skipping school in months.... And i have found the cause for my bad academic results. You wanna know? Do you REALLY wanna know? It's because i have a perfect attendance! Fuck.

Let me explain. G-Unit and this bitch right, right, right, right, RIGHT THURR!
Chill.
A perfect attendance is very unhealthy for a guy like me. It makes me more stupid. Dumb. Ass. Lame. Whatever.
Okay, now i know why i'm not ME this year... Shame... Not because i'm getting older, no... I lack being absent. That is why.
Lemme guess, you think this post is shit, right? Well, fuck it.

I actually had a topic to discuss but it can wait. You guys can wait. I can wait. I've been waiting for years. Now tell me, who's fucked up here?! Wait, what am i tryna say here, ey?
Shit.

Played some football yesterday at my cousin's. 2nd cousin. I think. Who gives?
I can only describe myself in one word -unfit. Hahaha yes, i lost my touch.. Damn...
Think i'll be playing again later. Who knows? Who cares? Who died? Who?

What else is there to talk shit about?

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 2.

And here i am.
In the bathroom,
without my shampoo.
I closed my eyes, and swallowed spit,
as i'm thinking to myself 'this is some deep shit',
my sister is still outside shouting,
but i'm not laughing,
cause i really need my shampoo!
So i started to think of a plan,
on how to get my shampoo,
without my sister getting in the bathroom,
'shit think, shit think, shit i'm fucked up!'
i couldn't think of a way,
my sister will surely get in to the bathroom.

so i started to panic,
told myself not to panic,
dropped my toothbrush cause i'm in panic,
i felt nothing but panic,
so i decided to just opened the door even in panic,
i'm opening the door while in panic,
wiping my armpit cause i'm in panic,
opened the door while in panic,
i can't believe it was my NENEK! Nenek...nenek.....

What d'you think?

It was a dark and cloudy LATE afternoon... It looked like it was going to rain, but yeah...hmm

okay, it happened before 'sungkai'... I came across this article... Y'know.. Well, maybe you don't so shut up...
The article was about the END OF THE WORLD that was and IS(i think) predicted to happen in 2012... Funny eh? Or scary? I haven't finished yet so, again, shut up...

I know it's an old article and my cousin even printed it out. It was what, few years ago? I was too busy being a young minor... Couldn't give a fart...
Anyways, it says that a bunch of scientists have made numerous calculations and research about the END... Long story short, it all leads to December 21st, 2012... The interesting bit is that they also found the stated date in the bible! Haha then everything changed...

Me, as a proud Muslim, only refers to the Holy Quran. And as the Quran have mentioned, ONLY ALLAH KNOWS THE EXACT DATE!
Oh yea, it is also mentioned that it'll happen on a Friday... Wait, December 21st IS a Friday! Hmm....
But still... It's up to you..
And imagine if it was true.. I won't get the chance to get married! Hahahaha

oh, isn't there a movie called '2012' coming?? Fascinating.

this post ain't strong enough. I need arguments. It's good for essays and stuff. Maybe i should ask father's opinion...

This is not a complete post. I have lots to say really. My fingers need their rest so, yes, shut up...

Blank

Is it not me who is not you who is not me??

Guess who's back! Back again! M is back! Tell a friend!
Oh~ guess who's back with a brand new post, and i don't mean post as a mail service.
Enough.

It's wednesday today. And raya is in less than a week. EXAM, the following week. And a week after my exams, hmm... Haha

raya songs can be heard everywhere..
This post ain' going no wher.. Better just stop.

The answer to my problems.

*stretching*
some of you might be asking about my whereabouts in the past few weeks. Well, i've been around the globe! Yes, globe. It's my brother's. I spin and it rotates. You should know that i was joking.. Please, laugh for me..haha
let's be honest. I've been busy, lazy and sleepy. Full stop.

As you can see, my blog was updated by someone.
And as mentioned, her name is Munirah. Beautiful, this girl. ;)
Being the sweet girl she is, she volunteered to update on my behalf.
I, myself don't know what made her have the urge to do that. Haha

anyways, i hope her post answers all your questions... If not, then you can burn in hell. I'm kidding. Shut up.

Now, what's next?

a third person narrator... yeah right. :p

Before you  peruse or read any further, for a start, please note that this is not the genuine writer of this blog updating for today's entry. Just as a refreshing start before Shaikh Muhammad is back posting another entry again. Haha. first thing's first, I'm a girl. I think that's an important fact you should know before you know my name. :p So, what gave me the urge to update on his behalf? Hmm, Let's just say, it's something I came up with in once upon a Sunday morning so on, so forth. Just let the rest of the story remain unwritten alright? ;p

I don't know what to post about but Shaikh gave me the privilege to update about all sorts of thing and by that means absurdity counts! haha. Not that I want to include absurdity but you know, inadvertently maybe. Just in case. Haha. Anyways, it has been a while since his last post and I think it's about time already. This site needs a bit of a cleaning and I've done just that. Sweet girl I am. I even changed the text font.. oh well :)


Who is he to me and who am I to him? The answer still remains uncertain. It's not that I don't have any answer for that one particular question at all, it's just.. you know. Haha. But we knew each other since '07, he was my classmate, 2 years in a row. He's the class clown, always kept everyone amused, including myself. And now, we go to the same sixth form. No mutual classes but reunited every P.S period. We used to be 'hi'-'bye' friends but as time goes by we started talking-- in a manner that only both of us understand. Hahaha.

Okay, what else do you wanna know? ---- oh by the way, my name is Munirah.

I hope my invasion is a pleasant surprise to the keen readers or Shaikh Muhammad's secret admirer. (:p) Alright, salam. :)