Bored

It's 1:43 in the AM. I'm at the hospital. Our duty tonight. Is it? Bored, as always. Free WIFI, no laptop. No mp4, no music. Nothing. Just my mobile phone. *cricket sound*

i'm quite surprised that it's a bit peaceful than it was the last time i was here. A bunch of oldies talking about old people stuff. They might as well blog about it! Or tweet it on twitter.

*scratch head*

my twitter is down at the mo. Can't tweet shit. That's why i'm blogging. To kill the time, i'm blogging. Annoyed? Haha

i wish an international secret organisation would suddenly pick me up from school and send me somewhere on a mission. Wouldn't it be cool? Maybe one day. InsyaAllah. I don't want to die as a boring douche. Don't YOU?

*

okay, there's this dude now. Just came out of the ward. Stared at me for approximately 10seconds. Could he be a...? Or a...? Hmm it's 2AM. *X-Files soundtrack plays*

Some questions.

Here i am. Here we are, once again. Didn't know this day would come. To see me blog again.
To see you drooling over that double cheese burger.
To see the sun rising from the west- i mean EAST.
To live at a time of crisis.
To live just to find war.
To eat to satisfy your belly.
To have sex to satisfy your sexual needs.

But at what costs?

At what cost do we have to live like this? Have we no honour? Have we lost our ways? Have we lost the plot?

Hahaha
what the hell? Bored shitless here.
At times like these we wonder why is it so hot?!

*scratches armpit*

Uh...

Happy Independence Day to Brunei Darussalam.

Alright. Here i am, blogging once again to satisfy one's needs and wants.
I don't know what to say to you lot as i am lifeless at the moment. Life forces us to change from time to time. Well, i can't do that. I can't change myself. But i can change my ways of doing things, no?
HAHAHA fuck! Enough with these personal shit. It's a blog, not a diary. I am not Anne Frank. I am...a dude...

Oh, sorry peeps. Gotta go!

Hysteria

It has been so long now... I am here now. Now. Now....

Okay. It's 2010. Already February. And alot has happened. Yeah. Haha! Annoying eh.
I thought i had something to blog but then...y'know lah me.. Shit.
Oh yeah, it's 6.23 in the AM as i'm typing this. Waiting... To go to school. See how much i love school? Fuck. Oops. That one slipped.... Hah!

I've been listening to Muse lately.. Don't know why. I blame my brother for this disturbing addiction of their music... Currently listening to Starlight... Early in the morning.. Yeah.............

Hmm yeah.. Haha
assessment's in a few days. I'm literally dead if i don't do well...
Innalillah...

I'm still breathing.

My blog may have died but i'm still alive. And bored. And some other shit.

Why update now? Why not last month? Suka hati saya lah.

I'm just here to swear, really. I've got nothing better to do at the moment. School is in a few weeks. I'm not excited. Fuck. School sucks, mate. My face don't blend in with PTEM. No, i'm not emo. I'm what a psychiatrist or psychologist would define a mentally disturbed genius. Hahaha fuck.

Sigh. Watched 2012 a few weeks ago. It's not even the end of the world. Nothing about global warming and human-responsible shit. It's just the heating of the earth's crust. Something like that....
Jennifer's Body also fucked. Lame as shit. Talk for a few minutes, next thing y'know, they're having sex. Fuck! Damn i enjoy swearing. Don't you? Haha.

Wait, i forgot to say DONKEY.

Absent

It's monday. You people are busy with school while i'm here at home for the first time.... I mean, this would be my first time skipping school in months.... And i have found the cause for my bad academic results. You wanna know? Do you REALLY wanna know? It's because i have a perfect attendance! Fuck.

Let me explain. G-Unit and this bitch right, right, right, right, RIGHT THURR!
Chill.
A perfect attendance is very unhealthy for a guy like me. It makes me more stupid. Dumb. Ass. Lame. Whatever.
Okay, now i know why i'm not ME this year... Shame... Not because i'm getting older, no... I lack being absent. That is why.
Lemme guess, you think this post is shit, right? Well, fuck it.

I actually had a topic to discuss but it can wait. You guys can wait. I can wait. I've been waiting for years. Now tell me, who's fucked up here?! Wait, what am i tryna say here, ey?
Shit.

Played some football yesterday at my cousin's. 2nd cousin. I think. Who gives?
I can only describe myself in one word -unfit. Hahaha yes, i lost my touch.. Damn...
Think i'll be playing again later. Who knows? Who cares? Who died? Who?

What else is there to talk shit about?

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 2.

And here i am.
In the bathroom,
without my shampoo.
I closed my eyes, and swallowed spit,
as i'm thinking to myself 'this is some deep shit',
my sister is still outside shouting,
but i'm not laughing,
cause i really need my shampoo!
So i started to think of a plan,
on how to get my shampoo,
without my sister getting in the bathroom,
'shit think, shit think, shit i'm fucked up!'
i couldn't think of a way,
my sister will surely get in to the bathroom.

so i started to panic,
told myself not to panic,
dropped my toothbrush cause i'm in panic,
i felt nothing but panic,
so i decided to just opened the door even in panic,
i'm opening the door while in panic,
wiping my armpit cause i'm in panic,
opened the door while in panic,
i can't believe it was my NENEK! Nenek...nenek.....

What d'you think?

It was a dark and cloudy LATE afternoon... It looked like it was going to rain, but yeah...hmm

okay, it happened before 'sungkai'... I came across this article... Y'know.. Well, maybe you don't so shut up...
The article was about the END OF THE WORLD that was and IS(i think) predicted to happen in 2012... Funny eh? Or scary? I haven't finished yet so, again, shut up...

I know it's an old article and my cousin even printed it out. It was what, few years ago? I was too busy being a young minor... Couldn't give a fart...
Anyways, it says that a bunch of scientists have made numerous calculations and research about the END... Long story short, it all leads to December 21st, 2012... The interesting bit is that they also found the stated date in the bible! Haha then everything changed...

Me, as a proud Muslim, only refers to the Holy Quran. And as the Quran have mentioned, ONLY ALLAH KNOWS THE EXACT DATE!
Oh yea, it is also mentioned that it'll happen on a Friday... Wait, December 21st IS a Friday! Hmm....
But still... It's up to you..
And imagine if it was true.. I won't get the chance to get married! Hahahaha

oh, isn't there a movie called '2012' coming?? Fascinating.

this post ain't strong enough. I need arguments. It's good for essays and stuff. Maybe i should ask father's opinion...

This is not a complete post. I have lots to say really. My fingers need their rest so, yes, shut up...

Blank

Is it not me who is not you who is not me??

Guess who's back! Back again! M is back! Tell a friend!
Oh~ guess who's back with a brand new post, and i don't mean post as a mail service.
Enough.

It's wednesday today. And raya is in less than a week. EXAM, the following week. And a week after my exams, hmm... Haha

raya songs can be heard everywhere..
This post ain' going no wher.. Better just stop.

The answer to my problems.

*stretching*
some of you might be asking about my whereabouts in the past few weeks. Well, i've been around the globe! Yes, globe. It's my brother's. I spin and it rotates. You should know that i was joking.. Please, laugh for me..haha
let's be honest. I've been busy, lazy and sleepy. Full stop.

As you can see, my blog was updated by someone.
And as mentioned, her name is Munirah. Beautiful, this girl. ;)
Being the sweet girl she is, she volunteered to update on my behalf.
I, myself don't know what made her have the urge to do that. Haha

anyways, i hope her post answers all your questions... If not, then you can burn in hell. I'm kidding. Shut up.

Now, what's next?

a third person narrator... yeah right. :p

Before you  peruse or read any further, for a start, please note that this is not the genuine writer of this blog updating for today's entry. Just as a refreshing start before Shaikh Muhammad is back posting another entry again. Haha. first thing's first, I'm a girl. I think that's an important fact you should know before you know my name. :p So, what gave me the urge to update on his behalf? Hmm, Let's just say, it's something I came up with in once upon a Sunday morning so on, so forth. Just let the rest of the story remain unwritten alright? ;p

I don't know what to post about but Shaikh gave me the privilege to update about all sorts of thing and by that means absurdity counts! haha. Not that I want to include absurdity but you know, inadvertently maybe. Just in case. Haha. Anyways, it has been a while since his last post and I think it's about time already. This site needs a bit of a cleaning and I've done just that. Sweet girl I am. I even changed the text font.. oh well :)


Who is he to me and who am I to him? The answer still remains uncertain. It's not that I don't have any answer for that one particular question at all, it's just.. you know. Haha. But we knew each other since '07, he was my classmate, 2 years in a row. He's the class clown, always kept everyone amused, including myself. And now, we go to the same sixth form. No mutual classes but reunited every P.S period. We used to be 'hi'-'bye' friends but as time goes by we started talking-- in a manner that only both of us understand. Hahaha.

Okay, what else do you wanna know? ---- oh by the way, my name is Munirah.

I hope my invasion is a pleasant surprise to the keen readers or Shaikh Muhammad's secret admirer. (:p) Alright, salam. :)

This is not part 2

I've been meaning to blog actually. Wait. Nevermind...

Anyway, Part 2 of Trapped in the Bathroom would have to be postponed til further notice. Due to the fact that i'm busy. Or maybe i'm just too tired that my brain won't come up with ideas. But then again, you can't rush talent. Hahaha
as you can see(or not), i don't rush things. Only small matters (really?)...

It's the forth day of Ramadhan and so far so good. Oh yeah, last night, there was no electricity at the Lambak Mosque(if you're in Brunei, you'd know what and where). And guess what? Some of the jemaah either went straight home or went to another mosque.
It only lasted til the 8th rakaat before things were back to normal. Either way, it was cool. Haha

yes, i know you find this post boring. I can't swear that's why. Haha i made a deal...
For more useless updates, follow me on twitter. Whatever.

Oh yeah, i haven't updated my playlist yet. Patience is highly required. Thank you and good day!

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 1

Seven o'clock in the morning and the sound of my stomach wakes me. I'm, sneezing and farting in a bed that belongs to me.
Then, heard something from the kitchen and i thought somebody's cookin'.
So, i went out of my room to find out that it was just the sound of the washing machine....

So i decided to go take my shower. Just to kill the time.
As i took my towel i, thought to myself
"hope to see food when i'm done."

then i took off my shirt like i always do, and grabbed my toothbrush(and toothpaste).
And walked to the bathroom.

As i was walking right, i stepped on a cockroach and jerked like a fucked up bitch...
I looked around to see if anybody saw me. Luckily nobody did.

So i continued my journey to the bathroom,
moving both legs to the bathroom,
then saw my sister heading to the bathroom,
i quickly ran to the bathroom,
i switched ON the lights of the bathroom,
went in to the bathroom,
locked the door of the bathroom,
heard my sister shouting "i need to use the bathroom!"
so i laughed so hard in the bathroom,
then i realised i left my shampoo in my bedroom, bedroom(echo)....

Empty My Mind

What to say? What to type?

Words are not coming to me at the moment. But i did promise to blog. So what with the delay.

Okay. All of my results are out and guess what? I'm not improving! Cool eh? How much it motivates me, you will never know....
It's not that i'm stupid or anything. I'm just lazy. Or maybe both? Either way, i'm smart in my own way. When will people ever accept that simple fact??!!

I actually had some ideas in what to blog but it seems that it only comes either when i'm in the bathroom or when it's raining... Maybe i'll blog whenever it rains.. Hmm. See? Smart idea, right? I'm smart in my own way. Haha lame...

Just so you know, it's thursday. One of my favourite days of the week. I know you couldn't care less but who cares?
I don't even know who's reading this. Except for a those who i do know. Hello! Haha

such a short post ya? It just proves that i'm good with summarizing things. Hahaha i wish... And i just did a whole post without swearing. Hmm

I'm running out of words now. So, til it starts to rain, chaow da mao!

In darkness she is all i see...

Well, hello chicks and dudes! How're you feeling today?

Me? I'm feeling soft right now. Is it soft? Who cares? Lemme guess. You're thinking to yourself, "since when is the fucker's soft?!". You see, things happen. People change. Well, have i changed? I don't know. What do you think? Feedback please! Haha

maybe i'll just stop with that topic. 'cause words could never explain this feeling of mine. Or maybe i'm just not a writer. OR, maybe i like to keep my love life private. Opps! Hahahaha
ok, that's as far as you should know. Haha

i just remembered that i have a wedding to attend in about an hours time. And i'm not even close to being ready. Cool. I just had a vision of my mother yelling at me. Supercool!
Haha

oh, by the way, follow me on twitter. If you have one, that is. I'm more, ACTIVE there if you know what i mean.










BYE!

What am I saying?

Good day ladies and gents!

I think i forgot what was my story that i wanted to share..damn it!
Well, today's Thursday. So what? Yesterday's wednesday. Again, so what?!
Wait, yesterday...hmm
probably the most boring day of the week..haha i dunno eh.

Enough about that. I've got something to tell you people(what do you mean, 'you people'?haha).
I was listening to the radio the other day and something caught my attention.
It says that recently, researchers in Scotland(i think) had found out that cursing/swearing reduces pain! Cool or supercool or what?! Haha
well, i don't know about emotional pain. Let's find out ourselves.
My idea is that we should go to a group of assholes and make 'em insult us. Not beat us to death! And when we feel like crying to our parents, we'll shout

"FUCK YOU!! Yo mama's so fat! That when she jump for joy, she got stuck!"

if that doesn't work, try spitting at them. Hahaha what the hell am i trying to say here? Hmm....
I think i'm lost right now.
Shit!

The way you make me feel!

Let me start from the beginning.

So, as you witnessed that I had put my blog on hiatus right? Well, I'm back!

"Guess who? Did you miss me? Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!"

With the new look, let's hope it'll give positive feedbacks. Although I have to inform you that this blog is still under maintainance/construction.

*L'OREAL advertisement*

OK, story time.haha
I don't have a cool story yet except for this pretty lil' miss, who shot me up the sky! Wah, nice timing. Haha

Maybe I'll just stop here. Til a I have a story, chow da mao. Hahah

Tada!!!!

Alright... How have you people been????
As you can see, this useless blog has been reactivated...
Lawa???? Bida???? Well... Who gives......haha

Okay, change colour... haha
I'm tired. Siapa tanya? Kau jua.. haha lame

Lemme be honest here... I'm blank right now... Maybe i'll update again tommorrow..

adios amigos!!!!

Dunlop

Did you know... that i'm a lazy ass? Hahaha mak engkau lah!

The time right now is 6.12AM. And it's a thursday. Supernatural later. Haha lame

Yesterday was hell i tell you. Well, not torturing. Tiring(tapi hell nya!). It all started with Business Std. Yes, block 5! 2nd period of the day! So sleepy meh. Lucky block 1 ps. The only block i felt energetic. Haha apakan.
The most tiring was Psychology. Kusut aku tau. Haha baie. Then went home, straight away pass out. Tidur.
I don't know why i'm telling you this. Shit. Assessment's on the way and let me brighten your day by informing you that i have not done my revisions. Sigh.

Like the sun you,
brighten the day,
you brighten the day, yeah,

menyanyi tia aku ah. Akon kaliah. Haha sasak ku eh. There goes my macho... Hahahaha your head lah.

6.30AM. Still at home. Nice. I don't like going to school early. Well, to PTEM that is. 'cause you know why? I just don't belong there. I ain't feeling it ya dig?

Apa lagi?? What's next??

Tomorrow!

In Memory of Michael Jackson...

Yeah, he's gone. No more Moonwalk... So sad, so sad. It's a sad sad situation...

I've just read about his life story. And all i can say is that, he lived through hell. Non stop controversy. Atu tau ku.. Tapi, ada lagi la banyak..

Which leaves me looking like an ass.

You know, it's still a dream of mine to be as fucking famous as MJ.... Gila, legend wa tu! But no worries. Impossible is nothing.. Hahaha macam baie...

Gila eh, lain rasa ku eh. Macam gay pulang nah.. Astaghfirullah...
Haha

apa lagi? Aku tengah shock la..haha