Bored

It's 1:43 in the AM. I'm at the hospital. Our duty tonight. Is it? Bored, as always. Free WIFI, no laptop. No mp4, no music. Nothing. Just my mobile phone. *cricket sound*

i'm quite surprised that it's a bit peaceful than it was the last time i was here. A bunch of oldies talking about old people stuff. They might as well blog about it! Or tweet it on twitter.

*scratch head*

my twitter is down at the mo. Can't tweet shit. That's why i'm blogging. To kill the time, i'm blogging. Annoyed? Haha

i wish an international secret organisation would suddenly pick me up from school and send me somewhere on a mission. Wouldn't it be cool? Maybe one day. InsyaAllah. I don't want to die as a boring douche. Don't YOU?

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okay, there's this dude now. Just came out of the ward. Stared at me for approximately 10seconds. Could he be a...? Or a...? Hmm it's 2AM. *X-Files soundtrack plays*

Some questions.

Here i am. Here we are, once again. Didn't know this day would come. To see me blog again.
To see you drooling over that double cheese burger.
To see the sun rising from the west- i mean EAST.
To live at a time of crisis.
To live just to find war.
To eat to satisfy your belly.
To have sex to satisfy your sexual needs.

But at what costs?

At what cost do we have to live like this? Have we no honour? Have we lost our ways? Have we lost the plot?

Hahaha
what the hell? Bored shitless here.
At times like these we wonder why is it so hot?!

*scratches armpit*

Uh...

Happy Independence Day to Brunei Darussalam.

Alright. Here i am, blogging once again to satisfy one's needs and wants.
I don't know what to say to you lot as i am lifeless at the moment. Life forces us to change from time to time. Well, i can't do that. I can't change myself. But i can change my ways of doing things, no?
HAHAHA fuck! Enough with these personal shit. It's a blog, not a diary. I am not Anne Frank. I am...a dude...

Oh, sorry peeps. Gotta go!

Hysteria

It has been so long now... I am here now. Now. Now....

Okay. It's 2010. Already February. And alot has happened. Yeah. Haha! Annoying eh.
I thought i had something to blog but then...y'know lah me.. Shit.
Oh yeah, it's 6.23 in the AM as i'm typing this. Waiting... To go to school. See how much i love school? Fuck. Oops. That one slipped.... Hah!

I've been listening to Muse lately.. Don't know why. I blame my brother for this disturbing addiction of their music... Currently listening to Starlight... Early in the morning.. Yeah.............

Hmm yeah.. Haha
assessment's in a few days. I'm literally dead if i don't do well...
Innalillah...

I'm still breathing.

My blog may have died but i'm still alive. And bored. And some other shit.

Why update now? Why not last month? Suka hati saya lah.

I'm just here to swear, really. I've got nothing better to do at the moment. School is in a few weeks. I'm not excited. Fuck. School sucks, mate. My face don't blend in with PTEM. No, i'm not emo. I'm what a psychiatrist or psychologist would define a mentally disturbed genius. Hahaha fuck.

Sigh. Watched 2012 a few weeks ago. It's not even the end of the world. Nothing about global warming and human-responsible shit. It's just the heating of the earth's crust. Something like that....
Jennifer's Body also fucked. Lame as shit. Talk for a few minutes, next thing y'know, they're having sex. Fuck! Damn i enjoy swearing. Don't you? Haha.

Wait, i forgot to say DONKEY.

Absent

It's monday. You people are busy with school while i'm here at home for the first time.... I mean, this would be my first time skipping school in months.... And i have found the cause for my bad academic results. You wanna know? Do you REALLY wanna know? It's because i have a perfect attendance! Fuck.

Let me explain. G-Unit and this bitch right, right, right, right, RIGHT THURR!
Chill.
A perfect attendance is very unhealthy for a guy like me. It makes me more stupid. Dumb. Ass. Lame. Whatever.
Okay, now i know why i'm not ME this year... Shame... Not because i'm getting older, no... I lack being absent. That is why.
Lemme guess, you think this post is shit, right? Well, fuck it.

I actually had a topic to discuss but it can wait. You guys can wait. I can wait. I've been waiting for years. Now tell me, who's fucked up here?! Wait, what am i tryna say here, ey?
Shit.

Played some football yesterday at my cousin's. 2nd cousin. I think. Who gives?
I can only describe myself in one word -unfit. Hahaha yes, i lost my touch.. Damn...
Think i'll be playing again later. Who knows? Who cares? Who died? Who?

What else is there to talk shit about?

Trapped in the Bathroom Part 2.

And here i am.
In the bathroom,
without my shampoo.
I closed my eyes, and swallowed spit,
as i'm thinking to myself 'this is some deep shit',
my sister is still outside shouting,
but i'm not laughing,
cause i really need my shampoo!
So i started to think of a plan,
on how to get my shampoo,
without my sister getting in the bathroom,
'shit think, shit think, shit i'm fucked up!'
i couldn't think of a way,
my sister will surely get in to the bathroom.

so i started to panic,
told myself not to panic,
dropped my toothbrush cause i'm in panic,
i felt nothing but panic,
so i decided to just opened the door even in panic,
i'm opening the door while in panic,
wiping my armpit cause i'm in panic,
opened the door while in panic,
i can't believe it was my NENEK! Nenek...nenek.....